When the bible says Adam comes first, doesn't that fuck everything up from the start

I prefer
the window open
and the heat on
because I'm not paying for the
heat.
and i like the breeze.
the toilet seat up
and the toilet paper rolling
down.
trust me.

It is out of luxury that one sits down to piss.

The joint passed in a
clockwise rotation
and you need to lock
both deadbolts.
click, click. trust me.

One is unnerved when one can gain access to one's own
living corridors by the use of a push
and a metrocard.
an expired metrocard.

trust me.
leave me alone
and come on over
You've been here already
today?
I prefer
dark liquor please
but sometimes I do think
about drinkability.

One searches for another to look into
one's eyes and say everything
is going to be ok.

trust me.
you don't even have to look
into my eyes.
in fact,
don't.